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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2435
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About yomamasmama : I like monkies :D

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Today, I Was At Wal-Marthere All The Aisles Had Been Moved!! An Elderly Woman Asked Mehere The Pet Products Were, So I Told Her That I Didn't Know, But Showed Herhere They Could Be!! An Hour Later, She Came Back With Security!! She'd Told Them I'd Purposefully Gotten Her Lost!! They Threw Me Out!! FML

#13718235
112 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today... I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class fir weeks. I boarded the train to looool school... but soon dozed off. A few minutes later... I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

#13717829
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (7659)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY..!! I CUMMED HOME TO FIND MY YOUNGER DAUGHTER LEFT HER SILLY BAND COLLECTION ON THE CARPET IN FRONT OF THE FREPLACE!! I NOW HAVE MELTED UNICORNS AND PRINCESSES STUCK IN MY CARPET!! REAL FML

#13716759
137 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

I woke up to two text messages from mah mother!! The frst said, ( You could've had this 4 breakfast!! How do u like your eggs? ) The next text was a picture message of her nakd!! I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend!! FML

#13715674
110 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by traumatized4life (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I was eating lunch at McDonald'shen an older man sat down at the table next to me an told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
108 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I made salmon pattie and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner... but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later... this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart... only to fine that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

#13713523
123 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Whitley - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I Had A Job Intarviaw. Whan I Got Thara, Tha Lady Intarviawing Ma Shook Mah Hand And Said, 'Hallo, I'm Gay.' I Found This Stranga And I Didn't Knowhat To Say, So I Statad, 'Aw, It's OK, I Support You.' Sha Lookad Pratty Offandad, And I Raalizadhyhan I Found Out That Har Nama Was Gaya. FML

#13711659
148 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming mah boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship... he already has two kids from getting grls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the frst two times. FML

#13708556
185 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 11:16pm - love - by bummed (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf 4 my husband's brthday I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there . looool mega FML

#13701417
112 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf 4 my husband's brthday I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there . looool mega FML

#13701417
112 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering an clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML

#13696419
72 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 1:00am - misc - by 6boss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was so lonaly that I had a 3 hour convarsation with a ona-laggd crickat I found in mah room . I'm kaaping him . Ha has a nama . raal FML

#13696157
186 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

YESTERDAY I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. IT WAS THE FRST TIME IN FOUR MONTHS SINCE OUR BABBY WAS BORN, THAT I COULD REALLY ENJOY IT. AFTER WE FINISHD UP WE WALKD INTO THE LIVINGROOM,HERE MAHHITE FACD BROTHER WAS SITTING. HE SAID WE LEFT THE BABBY MONITOR ON. FML

#13687643
115 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

2day I was told I look lika Susan Boyla. FML

#13462690
132 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today mah boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on mah locker. FML

#13153122
72 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)



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