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Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

#54346
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I agree, your life sucks (13267) - you deserved it (66412)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34741) - you deserved it (5281)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

#4464
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I agree, your life sucks (23057) - you deserved it (4737)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)



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