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yoiamadikdik
  • Town/Country : East Africa
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8326) - you deserved it (50411)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25427) - you deserved it (3860)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13112) - you deserved it (3252)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)



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