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Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

By pretty princess / Sunday 1 February 2009 08:55 / United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

By shandrith - / Friday 3 July 2009 14:16 / United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

By pinkrazrgirl247 / Friday 3 July 2009 06:29 / United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 29 June 2009 19:52 / United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

By Jeweler - / Friday 26 June 2009 06:13 / United States