About yoiamadikdik : i am am antelope
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Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went shopping with my sister. Looking for something to say, I told her how one of my friends had been burgled. Then I realised it was Bree on Desperate Housewives. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore
Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML
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On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
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On 05/13/2009 at 1:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Yukon Territory)
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
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On 05/09/2009 at 10:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML
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On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
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On 05/05/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my grandma gave me a gift (something she has never done before). I was so excited until I found out it was one of her overdue library books on dolphins. I feel so loved. FML
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On 05/04/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by hawtpinkpanties (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML
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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by lalibear (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by lalibear (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. When I was approaching a stop sign, I look next to me and see a guy with a triangle shaped head. I tell my son "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by mylifesucks123 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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On 05/02/2009 at 1:05pm - health - by sicktomystomach (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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