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ylime23456
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 208
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ylime23456 : I'm probably the clumsiest person you'll ever meet, which makes my life full of FML moments.

I love music - I can listen to pretty much anything...except pop music... I guess I don't have a "favorite" type of music but I guess rockish? My favorite bands are the foo fighters, framing Hanley, mayday parade, and breaking Benjamin

I like to play tennis, although it is not a good sport for a clumsy person like myself.

My true love is food

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Liked!<b>olivetree172</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 7:58pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 5:44am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 2:15am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 2:01am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 1:10am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 9:46pm<b>minutepoet</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 8:40pm<b>jgwyh</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 2:49am<b>bdobbs1</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 6:54pm

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Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML

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On 01/02/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

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On 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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