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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 December 1996 (17 years)
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About ylime23456 : I'm probably the clumsiest person you'll ever meet, which makes my life full of FML moments.

I love music - I can listen to pretty much anything...except pop music... I guess I don't have a "favorite" type of music but I guess rockish? My favorite bands are the foo fighters, framing Hanley, mayday parade, and breaking Benjamin

I like to play tennis, although it is not a good sport for a clumsy person like myself.

My true love is food

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Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML


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