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ylime23456

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ylime23456

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 403
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>IamAngryCoffee</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 4:17am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:26am<b>zBLAKEz</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 1:04pm<b>kshaw18</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:46pm<b>wherestitoo</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 2:19am<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:41pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 2:08am<b>byattwain</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:24pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:40pm<b>TheDude992</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:11am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 1:23pm<b>mxgirl1998</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:09pm<b>Lars93</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:24am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:31am<b>baseball27LD</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 1:28am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 1:10am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:52am

Fucked!<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:04pm<b>byattwain</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 6:54am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 10:46am<b>TheKidCudi5198</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 7:26pm<b>olivetree172</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 7:58pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 5:44am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 2:15am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 2:01am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 1:10am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 9:46pm<b>minutepoet</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 8:40pm<b>jgwyh</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 2:49am<b>bdobbs1</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 6:54pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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ylime23456's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML

#21013942
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38568) - you deserved it (5946)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

#20879909
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45315) - you deserved it (5454)

On 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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