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  • Number of visits : 3430
  • Number of comments : 347
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About ygdrassil : I'm trying to educate the world, one dumbass at a time.

You'll find that I'm brilliant, devilishly handsome and humorous beyond belief. My hobbies include manipulation and passive aggression. If you are an officer with Interpol, I'm not the guy you're looking for.

This is all you need to know about me. Should you want to learn more than you need to know, you can find more about me at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/yggdrassil.

Feel free to message me. I won't respond.

(If you're familiar with Norse mythology and wondering about my name's spelling, I only used one G because some wannabe had already taken the name "yggdrassil".)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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ygdrassil's favorite FMLs

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work