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yentzer
  • Town/Country : the D, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 February 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 849
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About yentzer : Im nothing special to be honist. As far as i know im normal other then the fact that i think face book and that kind of shit is stupid. I do my own think and dont ever give a shit what other people think. That has however seemed to backfire on me and im always geting in trouble with my school and local police.

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Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43710) - you deserved it (8899)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

#1430731 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (130954) - you deserved it (7426)

On 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm - money - by Sad (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

#1427967 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (11764) - you deserved it (42206)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (17471) - you deserved it (44033)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

#1091481 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (52502) - you deserved it (9784)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

#620278 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (20714) - you deserved it (53374)

On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348 (861)

I agree, your life sucks (37639) - you deserved it (431091)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

#97729 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (78172) - you deserved it (5275)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665 (558)

I agree, your life sucks (147920) - you deserved it (55399)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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