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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1154
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

#3096413
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65560) - you deserved it (3822)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by oldtimerclark - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

#3096413
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65560) - you deserved it (3822)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by oldtimerclark - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

#2715007
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55905) - you deserved it (4989)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

#2498639
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79840) - you deserved it (5663)

On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my birthday, and my wife gave me a sex toy for self-masturbation. She even showed me how to properly use it so I can masturbate myself. FML

#2496205
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62537) - you deserved it (7233)

On 06/01/2009 at 10:06am - intimacy - by TeeJay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

#2414317
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19194) - you deserved it (63850)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

#2414317
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19194) - you deserved it (63850)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

#2414317
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19194) - you deserved it (63850)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

#2414317
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19194) - you deserved it (63850)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

#2414317
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19194) - you deserved it (63850)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

#2414317
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19194) - you deserved it (63850)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)



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