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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 March 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 22014
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 11:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML


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On 06/10/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by dodgerkiss (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on my way out of the subway station, I noticed an older woman standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs with a large cart. I went up to her and asked if she needed help getting it up the stairs. She looks me up and down and says, "No, not from you." FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by yaa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML


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On 05/02/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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