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Today , on the subway , a woman got off without her suitcase!! I grabbed the case , chased her onto the platform , and shouted , "You forgot yur suitcase!"hile the doors closed behind me!! In actual fact , it wasn't her suitcase , and its actual owner was still on the train!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30979) - you deserved it (10317) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today, mah old neighbor peltd me with apple when I walkd out the door!! I duckd for cover an askd what her problem was!! She yelld, ( You took fresh peas from mah garden! looool ) I lookd at her garden, only to see mah dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing an holding a bag full of peas!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (2904)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... mah neighbors got a rooster. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58089) - you deserved it (6296)

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