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Today , on the subway , a woman got off without her suitcase!! I grabbed the case , chased her onto the platform , and shouted , "You forgot yur suitcase!"hile the doors closed behind me!! In actual fact , it wasn't her suitcase , and its actual owner was still on the train!! FML
Today, mah old neighbor peltd me with apple when I walkd out the door!! I duckd for cover an askd what her problem was!! She yelld, ( You took fresh peas from mah garden! looool ) I lookd at her garden, only to see mah dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing an holding a bag full of peas!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015