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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 August 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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xxrogerthatxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

#20991949
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37039) - you deserved it (9879)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML

#20975537
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46609) - you deserved it (9846)

On 11/30/2013 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

#20966742
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47578) - you deserved it (3551)

On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

#20965644
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53507) - you deserved it (11456)

On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

#20954433
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36016) - you deserved it (2611)

On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML

#8769205
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17128) - you deserved it (3059)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:38am - intimacy - by virginmary - Reserved

Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML

#7753113
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15000) - you deserved it (2969)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

#6760578
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22867) - you deserved it (2574)

On 12/15/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by Scat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar walked up to me and asked if I wanted to hook up later. After refusing more than one time, the woman walked away with my business card. I've been getting emails with naked pictures. FML

#6437512
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19725) - you deserved it (4838)

On 11/24/2009 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by deathbysnoosnoo - United States (California)

Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML

#5949212
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20806) - you deserved it (5766)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by mandy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

#1220
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13182) - you deserved it (2651)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)



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