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xxmollyxx
  • Town/Country : Cork, Ireland
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Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21671) - you deserved it (4925) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19477) - you deserved it (4850)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

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On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79634) - you deserved it (3520)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)



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