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  • Town/Country : Cork, Ireland
  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 95893
  • Number of comments : 310
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25201) - you deserved it (6469)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32644) - you deserved it (2706)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (132036) - you deserved it (8606)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92022) - you deserved it (4995)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)



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