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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1293
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xxmarissaaaxx : Hi, I'm Marissa I love music, math, my friends, and anteaters. I'm autistic and I have Tourette's Syndrome. I don't comment a lot. The English language isn't my first so please don't hate me if I understand something wrong. :) OK well, I love you! Paka!

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Today , Ma Fiancé Got Drunk At Our Wedding Reception An Announcd To Is An Ma Familyat We Do In Bd. And It Was Pretty Detaild. FML

#19610087
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27204) - you deserved it (3561)

On 05/12/2012 at 1:27am - intimacy - by crazyman. - United States (Texas)

Today , I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 an it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details an even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone an said , "That's fab , ma." FML

#19603153
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28049) - you deserved it (8067)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was practicing fir a choir concert that I have next week . My mom walked into my room an listened to me fir a little while . After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head an said, ( It's okay honey, I can't sing either . ) FML

#19590549
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21477) - you deserved it (2652)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Ellie (woman) - United States

Today... at a concart... I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (18265)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I found out tat of te tree medications I am taking for depression , one causes weigt gain , one causes severe weigt gain , an one "migt cause weigt gain." FML

#19545026
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27600) - you deserved it (2994)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML

#19541511
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31787) - you deserved it (1947)

On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

#19540366
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28472) - you deserved it (3199)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44700) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I was worrid about mah brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

#19536164
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23512) - you deserved it (2306)

On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today,hile I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad!! Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metal I work with!! Just the soap dispenser!! real FML

#19535825
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18387) - you deserved it (3829)

On 04/27/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Bullocks (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I PUTTD MY IRONING BOARD AWAY IN THE BATHROOM . AFTER CLOSING THE DOOR, I HEARD A LOUD NOISE . THE BOARD HAD OPEND UP WHILE FALLING OVER, TAKING UP THE WIDTH OF THE ROOM . I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR . FML

#19533059
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (3275) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version

2day I decidd not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I lookd ill. real FML

#19532627
194 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I discoverd that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has lerend about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

#19530621
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23933) - you deserved it (2243)

On 04/26/2012 at 12:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I've been diagnosed with a severe lung infection. This causes me to viciously hack up a lung every two minutes or so. Not only can I barely breathe as it is, my job requires lots of running around, cleaning an interacting with customers. I have a five-hour shift tonight. FML

#19529513
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20748) - you deserved it (2042)

On 04/25/2012 at 9:27pm - health - by MissMae93 (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML



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