About Xxmarissaaaxx
Hi, I'm Marissa I love music, math, my friends, and anteaters. I'm autistic and I have Tourette's Syndrome. I don't comment a lot. The English language isn't my first so please don't hate me if I understand something wrong. :) OK well, I love you! Paka!
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Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML

By skyplaysguitar / Monday 30 July 2012 05:56 / United States - Las Cruces

Today, I had to present a program to my supervisors in University. Not being a native English speaker, I used my own invented abbreviations for parameters in the program. Apparently STD is not an appropriate abbreviation for "standard deviation." I can still hear them laughing. FML

By EnglishLearner - / Friday 9 November 2012 16:23 / Switzerland - Mannedorf

Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML

By hclagopus - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 11:39 / Norway

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 November 2012 11:34 / United States - Macungie

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 7 December 2012 04:49 / United States - Moorhead