About xxmarissaaaxx : Hi, I'm Marissa I love music, math, my friends, and anteaters. I'm autistic and I have Tourette's Syndrome. I don't comment a lot. The English language isn't my first so please don't hate me if I understand something wrong. :) OK well, I love you! Paka!
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by musicalrose_21 / 01/20/2013 at 7:27am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Work
by Mary / 01/13/2013 at 10:49am / Czech Republic / Miscellaneous
by annie_nk / 12/26/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by oh my son / 12/23/2012 at 1:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/20/2012 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML
by Bajar / 12/18/2012 at 2:53pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by wtf / 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Chuffy / 12/01/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by childhoodupinsmoke / 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 4:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Tymer / 11/23/2012 at 10:56am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
by Embarassed / 11/23/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
by nekkidness / 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait… Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to… Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally…