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Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML
by nutsucker / 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by shit_upon_literally / 03/07/2009 at 12:51am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by bluedevil26 / 03/03/2009 at 11:51am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by bojangles / 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
by iliketurtles / 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by a genius / 02/12/2009 at 8:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by peacock_mina19 / 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 01/30/2009 at 6:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Ella / 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
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