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Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Kids
Today, I was walking with the dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling another friend came by, and we went talking for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone in the water instead of his stick. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2010 at 9:27am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Animals
Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML
by jonjon / 06/13/2010 at 9:16am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by analinguist / 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek
by Hayleey_079 / 02/18/2010 at 9:22am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Health
by Nick / 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
by Mackdaddy / 02/07/2010 at 9:21am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. And then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2010 at 12:30am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
by Brittanyy_leigh / 12/17/2009 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I got a new smart phone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
by smart phone mms / 12/07/2009 at 1:36am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
by JennyAndrews / 12/05/2009 at 3:44am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/29/2009 at 11:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she…