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by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love
by Stacy Dee / 07/20/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ignored / 07/13/2011 at 2:47am / United States (Texas) / Geek
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
by micheal / 06/21/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Work
by Lifeless / 06/01/2011 at 3:39am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by Username / 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cdn_steed / 04/23/2011 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
by NathanPlays / 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
by spiderwoman / 04/15/2011 at 7:47am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Animals
by Ldp56 / 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was straightening my hair for my Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straighter down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 11:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
by stifledbyyou / 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
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