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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1552
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About xxbvbsusanxx : I don't have much to tell you about me xD
Feel free to message me :D I like having new people to talk to xD
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xxbvbsusanxx's favorite FMLs

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

#18035123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39932) - you deserved it (10570)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

#17863482
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25289) - you deserved it (2614)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:20pm - health - by Vxale (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML

#17725319
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37644) - you deserved it (4757)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by MTJY - United Kingdom

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7705) - you deserved it (60090)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31908) - you deserved it (7204)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

#17423512
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28985) - you deserved it (3356)

On 08/09/2011 at 11:00pm - animals - by Nekro_Kat - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

#17407697
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24458) - you deserved it (3326)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:11pm - health - by oops (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39599) - you deserved it (3824)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32236) - you deserved it (3126)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50226) - you deserved it (7802)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

#16173128
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22459) - you deserved it (12582)

On 05/14/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by bloodyLIP - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

#16101857
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34257) - you deserved it (2980)

On 05/09/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by Username -

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41270) - you deserved it (4292)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32085) - you deserved it (6769)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -



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