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Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML
Today, I was late 4 a medical school seminar and test!! An SUV flipped over on the highway right in front of me!! I held pressure to gushing, lacerated artery until EMS arrived!! He lived, but I might have to repeat thehole year because I missed a big test!! The test? Emergency response medicine!! FML
Today, I snuck out of mah bedroom to go pee very quickly, so I wouldn't wake up mah new puppy who doesn't like being away from me. In the 60 seconds it took me to pee, wash mah hands and walk back into the room she had poopd, ped, and left potty-paw-prints all over mah bd. FML
Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015