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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2011
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24937) - you deserved it (9241)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35843) - you deserved it (5313)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25815) - you deserved it (2987)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29584) - you deserved it (2746)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28112) - you deserved it (13779)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

#17664853
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26743) - you deserved it (10980)

On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

#17661363
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23980) - you deserved it (3993)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by mike - United States

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

#17661211
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

#17661103
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47543) - you deserved it (5697)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

#17661028
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (3622)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by mommydearest (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35905) - you deserved it (9395)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39675) - you deserved it (2031)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

#17658485
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30817) - you deserved it (3390)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

#17657818
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (7077)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38900) - you deserved it (5608)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)



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