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xstaticdelta
  • Town/Country : POS, Trinidad and Tobago
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 45092
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About xstaticdelta : I hate freaks, especially pedophilles

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Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12966) - you deserved it (56906)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26252) - you deserved it (99371)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
315 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25408) - you deserved it (130628)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
992 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58854) - you deserved it (643313)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
164 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
717 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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67 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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