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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 45242
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About xstaticdelta : I hate freaks, especially pedophilles

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xstaticdelta's favorite FMLs

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17770) - you deserved it (32125)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9752) - you deserved it (72231)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8791) - you deserved it (53609)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7316) - you deserved it (108247)

On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8922) - you deserved it (57964)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37488) - you deserved it (16313)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11267) - you deserved it (63324)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34655) - you deserved it (48625)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18184) - you deserved it (82771)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36596) - you deserved it (6532)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML

#14191427
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36431) - you deserved it (3065)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML

#13789664
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7082) - you deserved it (58716)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8278) - you deserved it (50778)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

#13426894
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5688) - you deserved it (58922)

On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

#13394926
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10102) - you deserved it (60622)

On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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