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xsouldeath
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2202
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About xsouldeath : a single dude,who always gets what he wants and since he doesn't have any girls interested who are good looking enough.. Well go figure.
who is 20 without a driver's license,
Can you imagine how sad it is to be 30.. And then realize.. How the hell can I pickup a girl.. At 30. You talk to a pretty girl and she's 16. And then you're not supposed to ask a womans age ...

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Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I then preceded to apologize profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20504) - you deserved it (6942)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)



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