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Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said "Mabye you should try our girls section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
by blahhhh / 04/09/2009 at 6:47am / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by rusty2020 / 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my friends house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial my number and look down to find she has my number is saved in her phone as ASS FACE #3. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by churchgoer / 03/19/2009 at 11:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
by Noname / 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
by frog / 11/06/2008 at 8:01am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
- Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my… Today, I met the girl I've always wanted. She's cute, adorable, nice, and we have a lot in common.… Today, my girlfriend and I woke up in a frisky mood and after a very quick glance around the house…