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by Anonymous / 04/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Cecilly2010 / 04/28/2011 at 11:53am / Animals
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
by tryandtryagain / 04/28/2011 at 12:04am / United Kingdom / Work
by disfunctionalfamily / 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
by 2classicNot2 / 04/09/2011 at 3:52am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2011 at 3:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by desertpunk75 / 01/18/2011 at 10:40pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:39am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Transportation
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
by Username / 11/12/2010 at 7:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2010 at 5:05am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
by huj / 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Single / 08/19/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Love
by Beaten / 07/31/2010 at 7:50pm / United States (Alaska) / Love