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xrudeboyrock

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1462
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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xrudeboyrock's favorite FMLs

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42762) - you deserved it (5154)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

#18417405
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28759) - you deserved it (8815)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36197) - you deserved it (7473)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale 2 doors down from me. In her price range. FML

#17574170
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31949) - you deserved it (2225)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by momma6126 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

#17486446
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30961) - you deserved it (2446)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

#17417744
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49578) - you deserved it (4627)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by the2girls - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

#17056931
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (14358)

On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42749) - you deserved it (3455)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

#16882996
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46722) - you deserved it (3032)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37455) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek despite our ages. I started counting. When I was done, I started searching and after 5 minutes of searching, I found that everyone left me. FML

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

#16697911
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30358) - you deserved it (3265)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML

#16050622
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29110) - you deserved it (3277)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States

Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML

#16032358
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39701) - you deserved it (2854)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by LightsOut - United States

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

#16031811
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40287) - you deserved it (3403)

On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore



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