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Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (3535)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:02pm - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36228) - you deserved it (3119)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

#17099687
143 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm - love - by skidoosh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

#17093832
99 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by MIB (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
262 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
339 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
165 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

#15887024
129 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 2:43pm - work - by Ashleigh - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
278 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

#15160394
67 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 5:41am - animals - by notacatperson (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
208 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)



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