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TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML
Today, An Incredibly Rude Woman Cummd In Fir A Hardressing Appointment. I Had To Put Up With Bieng Yelld At And Calld A "clumsy Bitch," A "pleb," And Other Insults Fir Almost Half An Hour. When I Finally Managd To Finish Her Hair, Instead Of Tipping Me, She Spat At Mah Feet And Stormd Out. FML
Taday Mah Estranged Mother Texted Me Saying... "Gran Died... LOL." My Grandmother An I Were Fairly Close... So I Was Shocked An Disgusted. I Gave Her The Benefit Of The Doubt An Asked If She Knewhat "LOL" Meant. She Did. FML
I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML
TODAY, I WANTED TO TAKE A BUBBLE BAT WIT TE JETS IN TE BAT TAT I AVEN'T USED IN YERES. WEN I GOT IN, IT TOOK ME AILE TO REALIZE TAT TE JETS AD SQURTED OUT SLIME AND A FAMILY OF UNIDENTIFIABLE BUGS TAT AVE PROBABLY BEEN LIVING TERE FOR YERES. FML
Friday 27 March 2015