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Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML

#20123737
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8058) - you deserved it (24857)

On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

Today, I asked a grl out !! She replied, ( Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian !! ) FML

#20101904
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27378) - you deserved it (2541)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, An Incredibly Rude Woman Cummd In Fir A Hardressing Appointment. I Had To Put Up With Bieng Yelld At And Calld A "clumsy Bitch," A "pleb," And Other Insults Fir Almost Half An Hour. When I Finally Managd To Finish Her Hair, Instead Of Tipping Me, She Spat At Mah Feet And Stormd Out. FML

#20093857
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25520) - you deserved it (2011)

On 09/29/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by scumdresser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I hered of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. fat FML

#20089182
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (5150)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Taday Mah Estranged Mother Texted Me Saying... "Gran Died... LOL." My Grandmother An I Were Fairly Close... So I Was Shocked An Disgusted. I Gave Her The Benefit Of The Doubt An Asked If She Knewhat "LOL" Meant. She Did. FML

#20088350
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29872) - you deserved it (1649)

On 09/25/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by burn in hell (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my boss told ma is cancar tast rasults cama back positiva . I congratulatad im and askad ow a plannad to calabrata . It turns out a positiva cancar tast rasult is a bad ting . FML

#20083093
255 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... my boyfriend calld out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmd. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
99 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today... my boyfriend calld out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmd. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
99 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stumbld across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realizd that these awful freaks r going to make more money than I ever will. FML

#20070573
145 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today , book bag was so heavy that it set off car's passenger detection system in the front seat . I had to buckle in textbooks . FML

#20068805
173 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , mah cousin suddanly confidad in ma that ha had triad to commit suicida by ovardosing whan ha was 17. Shockad and not knowing how to raspond , I blurtad out , "Did it work?" FML

#20068483
102 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WANTED TO TAKE A BUBBLE BAT WIT TE JETS IN TE BAT TAT I AVEN'T USED IN YERES. WEN I GOT IN, IT TOOK ME AILE TO REALIZE TAT TE JETS AD SQURTED OUT SLIME AND A FAMILY OF UNIDENTIFIABLE BUGS TAT AVE PROBABLY BEEN LIVING TERE FOR YERES. FML

#20060052
74 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boyfriend an I reachd that point in our relationshiphere just a simple phone conversation was too boring . His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together . FML

#20035502
227 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States



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