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xleanne_aLly

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1467
  • Number of comments : 291
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About xleanne_aLly : I'm pretty easy going. I live in Canada, the country so chill we fly a pot leaf on our flag. I love music, boxing, running, netflix and video games. Message me if you want to talk. But if you do, please make it more interesting than hi or hey.

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xleanne_aLly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
824 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32624) - you deserved it (301720)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84052) - you deserved it (223126)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

#1251660
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27373) - you deserved it (63051)

On 04/23/2009 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

#958764
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60933) - you deserved it (6896)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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