About xleanne_aLly : I'm pretty easy going. I live in Canada, the country so chill we fly a pot leaf on our flag. I love God, weed, music, boxing, running, netflix, the environment, books, and video games. Message me if you want to talk.
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by Anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 8:12am / Sweden (Orebro Lan) / Love
by Amanda / 11/19/2010 at 12:14am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
by Fml24609 / 08/09/2010 at 4:29am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
by GirlishMan1883897 / 07/24/2010 at 6:53am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by tstaeger / 07/24/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by cooldude / 07/01/2010 at 11:19am / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
by ugh / 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by squirrel / 01/09/2010 at 12:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
by Brittanyy_leigh / 12/17/2009 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by errrmkl46 / 12/02/2009 at 1:25am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
by anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 1:00am / Japan (Okinawa) / Kids
Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2009 at 11:15am / Netherlands (Flevoland) / Love
by dreamdude / 09/20/2009 at 9:21am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Hairball / 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…