Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

xleanne_aLly

Offline (12 hours ago) | Search for a member

xleanne_aLly

28Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1773
  • Number of comments : 332
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About xleanne_aLly : I'm pretty easy going. I live in Canada, the country so chill we fly a pot leaf on our flag. I love God, weed, music, boxing, running, netflix, the environment, books, and video games. Message me if you want to talk.

xleanne_aLly's page activity

Visits<b>benatron23</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 11:05pm<b>OGCxILLUSION</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 6:54pm<b>audrey0audrey</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 12:07am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 11:38am<b>Loomunati</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 9:37am<b>tranced_</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 1:14am<b>TPH1979</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:58pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:53pm<b>mif</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:49pm<b>dekomori</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:06pm<b>chrisseesyou</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 9:36pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 9:34pm<b>SAspring</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 9:34pm<b>pheeedy</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 8:52pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 8:15pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 7:23pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 7:15pm<b>equitationbound</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 6:55am

Liked!<b>buckstop1</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 1:23am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 2:13am<b>alcalaboy5</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 6:53pm<b>whereismyb4con</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 6:21pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 5:27am<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 4:40am<b>marcmaralou</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 9:20pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 9:06pm<b>hardesty</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 3:46pm<b>littleric92</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 3:19pm<b>lilcuz69</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 2:33pm<b>thinblue32</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 10:49am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 2:37am<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 5:12pm<b>RA91</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 3:32pm<b>FattMatt01</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 2:56am<b>scotty27</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 12:30am<b>liloso60</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 12:15pm

xleanne_aLly's FML badges

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of xleanne_aLly's badges

xleanne_aLly's favorite FMLs

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35091) - you deserved it (7392)

On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

#10994237
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36588) - you deserved it (3505)

On 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10457) - you deserved it (38347)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34377) - you deserved it (5502)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48905) - you deserved it (3516)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

#6321583
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31722) - you deserved it (3677)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML

#5957571
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33081) - you deserved it (3906)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58874) - you deserved it (3575)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18516) - you deserved it (365207)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

#4636801
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58401) - you deserved it (11696)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

#3926899
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42042) - you deserved it (13156)

On 07/21/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Pimp-Daddy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

#3017224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51190) - you deserved it (17953)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
832 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (306342)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84753) - you deserved it (226238)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

#1251660
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27445) - you deserved it (63147)

On 04/23/2009 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: