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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 March 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1702
  • Number of comments : 323
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About xleanne_aLly : I'm pretty easy going. I live in Canada, the country so chill we fly a pot leaf on our flag. I love God, music, boxing, running, netflix, the environment, books, and video games. Message me if you want to talk.

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Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML


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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML


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On 10/23/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML


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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Pimp-Daddy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML


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On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML


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On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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