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xleanne_aLly

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xleanne_aLly

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2032
  • Number of comments : 348
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About xleanne_aLly : I'm pretty easy going. I live in Canada, the country so chill we fly a pot leaf on our flag. I love God, weed, music, boxing, running, netflix, the environment, books, and video games. Message me if you want to talk.

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Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

#14606739
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24111) - you deserved it (4366)

On 01/16/2011 at 10:59pm - misc - by sos (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

#13894998
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28641) - you deserved it (3603)

On 11/19/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Amanda -

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12874) - you deserved it (52338)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

#12406299
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8561) - you deserved it (30197)

On 08/09/2010 at 4:29am - work - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18652) - you deserved it (70812)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10861) - you deserved it (34813)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35249) - you deserved it (7410)

On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

#10994237
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38829) - you deserved it (3682)

On 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11465) - you deserved it (40073)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36041) - you deserved it (5691)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51699) - you deserved it (3770)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

#6321583
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33387) - you deserved it (3818)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML

#5957571
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35363) - you deserved it (4122)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62301) - you deserved it (3852)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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