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xleanne_aLly

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xleanne_aLly

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2241
  • Number of comments : 348
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About xleanne_aLly : I'm pretty easy going. I live in Canada, the country so chill we fly a pot leaf on our flag. I love God, weed, music, boxing, running, netflix, the environment, books, and video games. Message me if you want to talk.

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Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

#17547358
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28077) - you deserved it (4926)

On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34291) - you deserved it (5060)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

#17521930
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31651) - you deserved it (5536)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

#17521930
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31651) - you deserved it (5536)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28973) - you deserved it (10682)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32183) - you deserved it (3725)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11135) - you deserved it (77362)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55129) - you deserved it (10387)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29265) - you deserved it (6325)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (3881)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (5220)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30752) - you deserved it (6536)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44092) - you deserved it (6620)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40035) - you deserved it (4720)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)



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