About xleanne_aLly : whuddup guys? I'm leanne,
also I'm usually on my iPod
sOo I won't know if you msg me.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28009) - you deserved it (2712)
On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24626) - you deserved it (2588)
On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33341) - you deserved it (4700)
On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29468) - you deserved it (3453)
On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35971) - you deserved it (478)
On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22125) - you deserved it (4782)
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
I agree, your life sucks (39543) - you deserved it (2672)
On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by Ahlph -
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20220) - you deserved it (20136)
On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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