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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2158
  • Number of comments : 348
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About xleanne_aLly : I'm pretty easy going. I live in Canada, the country so chill we fly a pot leaf on our flag. I love God, weed, music, boxing, running, netflix, the environment, books, and video games. Message me if you want to talk.

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Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31037) - you deserved it (2971)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28176) - you deserved it (3531)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (2654)

On 02/25/2015 at 8:43pm - animals - by natashamilan - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35370) - you deserved it (8385)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML


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On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30730) - you deserved it (2267)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28034) - you deserved it (8976)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML


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On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML


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On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dad lost his mind over the meteorite incident in Russia. He's convinced that it's part of some big government conspiracy to cover up a UFO crash-landing, and now he won't stop dismissively calling us "sheep" and telling us "do the research" just because we don't agree with him. FML


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On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States

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