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xicebearx
  • Town/Country : Cali, 'Merica!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xicebearx : So I heard you liek mudkipz...

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Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32925) - you deserved it (3860)

On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the bad-ass Spider Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML

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On 11/22/2012 at 2:25am - misc - by zzz - Canada (British Columbia)



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