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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 January 1991 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1247
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xf0rg0tt3nx : I'm perverted.
I'm mature (for the most part).
I'm highly opinionated.
I won't lose a fight.
You'll love me once you get to know me.

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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42144) - you deserved it (3700)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43211) - you deserved it (3348)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41136) - you deserved it (4445)

On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned that when you flush the toilet, the contents do not disappear into oblivion. They show up in your basement when your sewer backs up. And they come in greater numbers. FML

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML


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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

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