About Xf0rg0tt3nx
I'm perverted. I'm mature (for the most part). I'm highly opinionated. I won't lose a fight. You'll love me once you get to know me.
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By megxox - / Thursday 16 July 2009 07:26 / Canada

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 June 2009 15:53 / United States