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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1649
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xdevotchkax : HI. :D

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xdevotchkax's favorite FMLs

Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML

56It definitely does!47383You deserved it4202

by me / 09/06/2009 at 5:33pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

122It definitely does!58367You deserved it4024

by Toaster / 07/30/2009 at 11:11am / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

618It definitely does!120143You deserved it39173

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

479It definitely does!252945You deserved it41886

by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

550I agree, your life sucks50403Yep, we thought so too406491

by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids