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xdafuze's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (66069) - you deserved it (6844)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46274) - you deserved it (9984)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51294) - you deserved it (9520)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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