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by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 3:12am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Mrs. Terrified / 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by fmylife7721 / 07/03/2011 at 1:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Mom / 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
by parker1993 / 02/03/2011 at 1:53pm / United States / Work
Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML
by Tay Tay / 11/19/2010 at 8:55am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 4:00am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
by Joel_28 / 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2009 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…