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Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

#204455 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (40096) - you deserved it (10994)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

#134893 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (45459) - you deserved it (1478)

On 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm - misc - by xoothc08 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I jokingly told my Mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's honey!" ... FML

#93640 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (23102) - you deserved it (39545)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

#86332 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (57218) - you deserved it (2165)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)