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xaxtonx319
  • Town/Country : burlington, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xaxtonx319 : I'll Die for Straight edge, I won't give up this fight.
I'll take this to my mother fucking grave!

About me: Straight Edge. Family. Friends. Tattoos.

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Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10611) - you deserved it (105621)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17312) - you deserved it (50493)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76348) - you deserved it (14618)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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