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Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
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On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while at the supermarket. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed and "f you" was written on my windshield. FML
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On 06/02/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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On 06/01/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by regstl - United States (Oregon)
Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
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On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - love - by wtf mom - United States (California)
Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML
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On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
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On 05/29/2013 at 8:39pm - love - by anonymoose - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML
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On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
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On 05/28/2013 at 8:48pm - money - by pool party - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
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On 05/28/2013 at 7:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
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On 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by wow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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On 05/22/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by SadPuppy - United States
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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