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xannycat's favorite FMLs
Today, after spending the weekend together, my ex turned nasty. I finally had the balls to tell him what a cruel asshole I think he is and really hit him where it hurts. I felt very empowered and strong. That is, until I realized I left my favourite and rather expensive jacket in his apartment. FML
by scorned_jacketless_lady / 08/26/2013 at 12:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by libraries are a girl's best friend / 07/19/2013 at 5:53pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/19/2013 at 4:57pm / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Love
by hamburger / 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by BlueB / 07/06/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by StockedWithJuice / 07/06/2013 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML
by suspicious / 07/04/2013 at 10:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by BimmerDriver / 06/30/2013 at 12:34pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML
by mskawaiibat / 06/29/2013 at 6:01am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2013 at 6:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by kittybad / 06/23/2013 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm / United States / Holidays
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 1:54am / United States / Miscellaneous
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