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xalexrulesx
  • Town/Country : Miami, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 June 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 8742
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64023) - you deserved it (12607)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

#3574119
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60260) - you deserved it (2957)

On 07/08/2009 at 2:46am - intimacy - by cheated (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

#3503607
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58157) - you deserved it (3210)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58155) - you deserved it (11117)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the 8th grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

#3465145
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57290) - you deserved it (13738)

On 07/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

#3456534
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58574) - you deserved it (3714)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

#3437520
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57600) - you deserved it (6158)

On 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm - love - by heart-broken (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the doctor. I told her I felt down all the time. She asked me a few questions and she told me I was depressed. She suggested to go home and find the sources of my depression. When I told my parents, they started laughing and said "Yeah, right." I think I found my source. FML

#3429206
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41905) - you deserved it (2468)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by farrahfarrest_ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

#3423301
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48531) - you deserved it (3921)

On 07/02/2009 at 9:31am - love - by Anna (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was completely wasted at my bachelor party, and my friends thought it would be funny to put sodium nitrate on my penis. Sodium nitrate makes your skin dark purple for a couple of weeks. My wedding is next week and my fiancee has never seen me naked. FML

#3418907
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57863) - you deserved it (16768)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:32am - intimacy - by purpledick (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML

#3418538
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65026) - you deserved it (3052)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:18am - love - by rockstarohyeah (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to the doctor for a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on my left rib cage that I've hated most of my life. Recently I've learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it today and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on my side all my life. FML

#3400206
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50195) - you deserved it (4790)

On 07/01/2009 at 4:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

#3398607
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60888) - you deserved it (5904)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

#3398201
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121276) - you deserved it (5964)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

#3395339
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53734) - you deserved it (3151)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)



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