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Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37729) - you deserved it (10613)

On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28434) - you deserved it (3820)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)



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