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  • Town/Country : Elmont, NY, USA, USA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 656
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xXshadowrollerXx : My description was getting uninteresting, so I decided to make a new one. I hope you all appreciate the time and effort I put into this. My name is still Josh, which may come as a shock to most. If you're close enough to me, you may even call me Joshua! As said before, I also play guitar, piano, drums, and other instruments. I like to write, draw, and read, though I haven't done much of any of those things lately. And lastly, I use my iPod most of the time, but if you need to desperately message me, I'm on the site every now and then. Farewell, creepers.

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Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14038) - you deserved it (38143)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39063) - you deserved it (3446)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37242) - you deserved it (7524)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27956) - you deserved it (2141)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

#16216813
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8855) - you deserved it (44999)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:28am - intimacy - by paulwatson93 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42374) - you deserved it (5387)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)



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