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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About xXshadowrollerXx : My description was getting uninteresting, so I decided to make a new one. I hope you all appreciate the time and effort I put into this. My name is still Josh, which may come as a shock to most. If you're close enough to me, you may even call me Joshua! As said before, I also play guitar, piano, drums, and other instruments. I like to write, draw, and read, though I haven't done much of any of those things lately. And lastly, I use my iPod most of the time, but if you need to desperately message me, I'm on the site every now and then. Farewell, creepers.

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Yesterday... I gave looool mah boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook statu as "When your grlfriend finally shuts up 4 once". FML


I agree, your life sucks (16072) - you deserved it (41532)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

yesterday I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend... in his truck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41242) - you deserved it (3620)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (7935)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... a riot broke outhile I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML


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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I want bowling with soma friands. Aftar a faw baars I was showing off spinning tha ball around on tha tip of mah fingar. Ona trip to tha ER and two crushd nuts latar, I'va found that mixing alcohol and haavy shiny balls is not a good idaa. fat FML


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On 05/17/2011 at 12:28am - intimacy - by paulwatson93 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML


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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

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