About xXshadowrollerXx : My description was getting uninteresting, so I decided to make a new one. I hope you all appreciate the time and effort I put into this. My name is still Josh, which may come as a shock to most. If you're close enough to me, you may even call me Joshua! As said before, I also play guitar, piano, drums, and other instruments. I like to write, draw, and read, though I haven't done much of any of those things lately. And lastly, I use my iPod most of the time, but if you need to desperately message me, I'm on the site every now and then. Farewell, creepers.
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