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by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by makeupsex / 02/14/2012 at 6:25am / Canada / Intimacy
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
by FuckLife / 02/11/2012 at 8:41am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by heatherjo / 11/02/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Love
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by AndieApocalypse / 06/03/2011 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by thisblows / 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy