xNephilim

Search for a member

Offline (the 04/07/2015 at 3:16pm)

xNephilim

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4064
  • Number of comments : 1147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

xNephilim's page activity

Visits<b>xWyattEarpx</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 11:33pm<b>hereforfmls</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 5:03am<b>CREA</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 2:09pm<b>LadyAthena</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 11:53pm<b>WCARlover</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 11:46pm<b>Jayms</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 3:28am<b>Bostern</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 6:24am<b>hmrhoades</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 9:03am<b>Diarrhea_Volcano</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 3:15pm<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 5:02pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 6:54am<b>Nagi</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 6:15pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 6:14am<b>stevenbro</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 10:53pm<b>nickinoodle</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 3:48am<b>Dalboz</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:58am<b>player20270</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 11:29pm

Fucked!<b>Diarrhea_Volcano</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 9:15pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 12:54am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 11:34pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:56am<b>AvengingAngelx</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 6:00am

xNephilim's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

See all of xNephilim's badges

xNephilim's favorite FMLs

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

by ruvru / 04/10/2009 at 1:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

by BracesSuck / 04/09/2009 at 8:33am / United States (Missouri) / Health

Today, I went to a very nice reception at a hotel. I glanced inside the ballroom and saw that no one else was in there and, not wanting to be the first one there, I walked past and into the stairway. Turns out, I had walked into the emergency exit stairs and had to set off the alarm to get out. FML

by rmo1776 / 04/06/2009 at 2:16am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML

by Anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

by justfat / 03/11/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

by nolongerengaged / 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm / United States / Love

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

by kallens / 01/17/2009 at 3:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids