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  • Town/Country : Pembroke, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (19 years)
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Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10288) - you deserved it (39365)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (6911)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on-line. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14075) - you deserved it (3783)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:30am - intimacy - by writer4life (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)



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