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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 28
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Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15683) - you deserved it (2013)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:36am - work - by insanitycalling - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21282) - you deserved it (8032)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML

#17620936 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (8929) - you deserved it (985)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613 (257)

I agree, your life sucks (31422) - you deserved it (20279) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46383) - you deserved it (6633)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone boo'ed. FML

#232169 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (57507) - you deserved it (4778)

On 03/07/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by ladeda (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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