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  • Town/Country : Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 133
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Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

#8965394 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (21045) - you deserved it (3265)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:00am - love - by Maddy (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

#8699451 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (18135) - you deserved it (4437)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

#8590514 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (3761) - you deserved it (28138)

On 02/23/2010 at 3:55pm - misc - by Chris Altenbach - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

#8238239 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (18054) - you deserved it (2836)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860 (318)

I agree, your life sucks (102909) - you deserved it (4211)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

#4460774 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (44539) - you deserved it (1920)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (702)

I agree, your life sucks (569242) - you deserved it (51278)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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